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It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life.

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Across from where?

We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

I’m a monster. Army had half a day. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. We just call it a sausage. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

  1. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.
  2. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”
  3. I hear the jury’s still out on science.

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Marry me. I’m a monster. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.

  • Whoa, this guy’s straight?
  • But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?
  • I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Guy’s a pro. I care deeply for nature.

I’m a monster. Marry me. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. No… but I’d like to be asked!

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.

But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” No… but I’d like to be asked! I’m half machine. I’m a monster.

I hear the jury’s still out on science. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Across from where? Whoa, this guy’s straight?

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

Guy’s a pro. I care deeply for nature. No… but I’d like to be asked! Marry me. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.

No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? I hear the jury’s still out on science.

Steve Holt! That’s why you always leave a note! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Marry me.

Marry me. Whoa, this guy’s straight? It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. No… but I’d like to be asked! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.